You Know You’re From Alaska When...

You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
The mosquitoes have landing lights
You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow.
You think sexy lingerie is fleece socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
You think the start of moose season is a national holiday.
You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won’t prowl on your deck.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
You have attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewels and your snow boots.
You know the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction.
Xtra Tuffs are a fashion statement.
You think the Pillsbury Doughboy has a nice tan.